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Cattleya labiata, also known as the crimson cattleya or ruby-lipped cattleya, is the type species of Cattleya, discovered in 1818 in Brazil.
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Unlabeled - The Demos is an EP by the American singer/songwriter Leah Andreone, released in 2006 and includes a cover of Beyoncé's song \"Deja Vu\".
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The Sound of Things is a 2016 Costa Rican drama film directed by Ariel Escalante. It was selected as the Costa Rican entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 90th Academy Awards, but it was not nominated.
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